dev ops security rage
  When I can’t get the cluster to stop failing itself over

 

When I can’t get the cluster to stop failing itself over

when you discover that you’re not alone on the server you run metasploit from


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(Source: securityreactions)

dbareactions: When the recruiter shows up at the user group meeting

dbareactions:

When the recruiter shows up at the user group meeting

ilovecharts: Things Yahoo! Has Made Better

ilovecharts:

Things Yahoo! Has Made Better

dbareactions: Right before a deadlock is resolved

dbareactions:

Right before a deadlock is resolved

  When I see the MS Access guy who still manages to build cooler reports than me

 

When I see the MS Access guy who still manages to build cooler reports than me

When the client demands unicode support

thejoysofcode:

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dbareactions: When we get version 1.0 of the in-house app

dbareactions:

When we get version 1.0 of the in-house app

  When the devs built their own DB server from scratch b/c nothing else was good enough

 

When the devs built their own DB server from scratch b/c nothing else was good enough

When you insert a bunch of stored XSS on pages you need to still test…

securityreactions:

…and you cannot remove them

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